lol the update is probably just going to be intermission 2 but doc scratch is replaced by calliope

wAIT

thE sARSWAPAgUS;„„„, :

You have always had the feeling that whoever used to live on this planet had a really strange sense of humor.

Right you are, Calliope.

Right you are.

guys

guys what if

guys

guys hear me out what if

what if we all have an entity we share our bodies with like UU and uu

and we just haven’t heard their name yet……………………………

i wonder if calliope can communicate to anyone outside of chat windows

i mean her head is a skull

she doesn’t look like she has any lips so

i don’t know i’m just speaking my mind i guess

You know what I find really hilarious?

Calliope is still the “obnoxious fandom avatar character”.

In that update she was all “i am so unattractive no one could ever love me” and now her face is all over Tumblr with praise for her like “shut up you are beautiful” and I don’t think any of you realize it’s a joke about you.

Yes, YOU.

Don’t try to fool me, I know at some time you’ve vented on Tumblr about how you think you’re ugly, and yeah, people tend to care, but the point is, Calliope represents the fandom, meaning this huge Calliope Tumblr love party is actually celebrating you.

One giant “shut up, you’re beautiful”, on literally every inch of your dashboard, represented by an adorable green fictional cherub girl.

It’s wonderful.